Rowan Atkinson was good at these. I particularly liked his:
We've made as much progress as an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.
How about:
The whole exercise was as pointless as a shaved hedgehog.
It was as funny as a German slipping on a banana skin and a bystander sneezing at exactly that moment in such a way that it sounded like schadenfreude.
Her eyes were like two golf balls with little black circles painted on them, only not with the little bumps, and smaller, obviously. Oh, and not the yellow ones people use because they are easier to find in the rough, it goes without saying (although I've said it just to be clear).
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Last edited by Philip Quinlan; 03-25-2011 at 02:55 AM.
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