Bazza scored twice and Frank Osen, George Simmers and myself once each. Rude entries did not make the cut. By the way, you have to pronounce Menzies as Mingis, as we Scots do, to make sense of one of the entries.
No. 2693 what alice did next
You are invited to supply an extract from a hitherto undiscovered Lewis Carroll work, Alice’s Adventures in ... (Parliament? Ayia Napa? It’s up to you to fill in the blanks, but 150 words maximum). Please email entries, where possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 13 April.
Wot's Ayia Napa? Someone tell me please.