I couldn't do 'Ouch!' at all. But Bill Greenwell, George Simmers and Frank Osen could. I enjoyed their entries and those of talented people not YET within our walls. This next Competition ought to go well I think.
No. 2694: SHE
In As You Like It Shakespeare provides a summary of The Seven Ages of Man. You are invited to provide the equivalent for the Seven Ages of Woman (16 lines maximum). Please email entries, where possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 20 April.