Bill and Frank were bright stars in what I thought (pace Lucy) was a very jolly entry apart from Elizabeth Teather's plangent little poem. Has anybody thought of a comedy set in a Care Home. Carry on Incontinent or some such?
The new competition will bring Spherians out to good effect I am sure.
No. 2695: PARTING SHOT
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