How do I hate you? Let me count the ways:
As Freudians hate Jungian psychiatry,
As Klansmen hate Obama, Jews, and gays,
As Amy Winehouse loves to hate sobriety,
As all web surfers hate a sluggish cursor,
As shepherds hate a wolf pack on the prowl,
As Qaddafi hates his people and vice versa,
As anyone with taste hates Simon Cowell,
As I hate dental drills that gouge my tongue,
As aging pop stars hate to lose their hair
As “Sweet Home Alabama” hates Neil Young,
Nay more, as John Whitworth hates Tony Blair.
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