Bazza worthily wins the race with a little work of genius. Congratulations also to Spherians Frank Osen and Robert Schechter who would both have beaten anyone, had Bazza not been in competition.
The new competition has been done before, I feel sure. But I don't think I've done it.
No. 2705 modern manners
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