When you're the emperor, you don't have to suppress farts. At least not your own.
But here's a fart one.
TO FART
To fart, or not to fart. That is the question
pondered by every deep thinker
troubled in public by bad indigestion
and tempted to let loose a stinker,
or maybe not one, but a trumpeting medley,
the kind that makes all look askance.
The compromise? Make it a 'silent but deadly,'
Then go home and launder your pants.
Last edited by Roger Slater; 07-15-2011 at 08:02 PM.
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