To tweet or not to tweet, that is the question,
About one’s current spell of indigestion.
Please get a life–my personal suggestion.
To Facebook post--that is another quandary--
About one’s many loads of folded laundry
Is no advertisement for polyandry.
To email? Ah, the hastiness of email!
Should one respond to that Ukrainian female
(Who may in fact turn out to be a she-male)?
Answer a voice-mail message? Do you really
Want a long, boring chat with someone silly
Like Auntie Nell or awful Cousin Willie?
Respond to letters? That is from some lost age.
Besides, the practice may well make you hostage
To pen and paper, envelopes and postage.
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