Oh Charlotte, what a shame about the meeting in Oxford; it would have been lovely to see you there! But yes, next year...
If you put this into 'Search':
Literary Review (LitRev) Comp results August - you'll find the thread with my poem in it.
(And Tim, if you're looking in, an American once asked someone the way to "Loo-ga-Ba-Roo-ga", which is actually spelt 'Loughborough' but is pronounced '
Luff-Burra'

I remember wondering how 'Zzyzx' was pronounced, on my first trip to California. Strange language, English!)