[Jayne Osborn]

Very nice one, Frank.

The surprise when you reach and that is just the crowd is priceless.

Just one small thing - annoying noise? Maybe you prefer the repeat sound, though as it's the people who smell I'd have thought something much stronger like 'It smells disgusting' (which it often does, believe me, especially in warm weather!) would be closer to the real sensation.

I think the term 'non-discretionary fragrance' came from the States; it's so much more imaginative than the UK's 'B.O.' (body odour)