John, I don't know whether your offering is 'in the spirit of Lewis Carroll' but it has some very memorable lines and will be a contribution to cricketing comedy whatever its fate in the comp.
'Twas brillig, with the glibral Clegg
All torque and tongue-trip on TV
So mullient his polly-egg
Grease-poles refulged in ecstasy.
A challenging competition, with the danger of incomprehensible tedium on one side and a lapse into Unwinese on the other. Hmm . . .
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