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The Secret of Dorian Gray
Lord Henry Wotton is gay,
(Well. most of his friends are that way),
And he’s pissing his pants
For a chance at romance
With a honey called Dorian Gray.
This Dorian’s helluva hot
For a spell in the sack, and why not?
Added to which,
The sonovabitch
Doesn’t age – not a tittle or jot.
Yes, the sheen on his skin is as soft
As the bum of a boy. Has he quaffed
Some magical fixer?
His secret elixir
‘S a portrait he keeps in his loft.
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