Pure Poetry
The headline in the Sunday Sport, above
a friend’s excellent and unsalacious poem.
Page 41, August 21st 2011.
Upskirt, Whaletail, Cameltoe and Titty
All for a trawl in the red-top kitty
Nipslip, Beaverclip, Crotch-shot and Botty
Who’s for a little bit of paparazzi totty?
Who wants an eyeful? Join the queue.
Wardrobe malfunction – woo-hoo-hoo!
Cruise-boys! News, boys! Mimsy-glimpse!
Make a little payment to the paper-pimps.
Download, Overload, Shootload and Perv
Let’s put the body into body-swerve
Twist it, turn it, look at it askance
Make it serve a purpose in a solitary dance.
If you don’t wanna wank to the strippy-titty tease,
Howzabout some poetry? Oooo - Yes, please!
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