Bill saved our bacon with a fine cliffhanger. Good on him! This week's competition may favour Brits. Do Americans have tabloid newspapers? Aussies do.
No. 2719: telling tales
A well-known literary character of your choice spills the beans to a tabloid. You are invited to supply the resulting front-page story, including headline (150 words max.).
Please email entries, if possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 19 October.