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‘I was his plaything of an idle hour’ claimed a tearful Winnie-the-Pooh (3) a Bear. 'We were definitely an item but he cast me aside and now I am suffering from an eating disorder involving honey. I blame it all on him.
Christopher Robin (8), a committed Christian, denies wrongdoing. ‘We simply attended small prayer meetings together,' Asked if these took place in his bedroom after they had shared baths, he said, ‘I wish to be left alone to complete my education. The Bear wrote poetry. We all know where that sort of thing may lead.’
Winnie is now considering a career as a singer. His 'Hundred Best Hums in the Hundred Acre Wood’, will be launched next month. The Hundred Acre Wood was a common scene of assignation, where they were often accompanied by a small pig. The pig was unavailable for comment.
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