YUMMY?
A huge white whale named Moby Dick today admitted to having chomped off the leg of a certain Captain Ahab. "I have no regrets," Moby told reporters, "except that his shoe leather was rancid and tasted like week-old squid.”
But what would drive even a wild, untamed beast to do something so despicable? According to Moby, he much prefers plankton to human flesh, but Captain Ahab was armed with an enormous harpoon and would have hurled it through his eye or up his blow-hole unless he acted quickly. He did what he had to do to defend himself. "It's not as if I was just swimming around in the ocean looking for a crazy old coot to munch on," Moby joked. "I've got much bigger fish to fry."
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