Rudyard Kipling
RUDYARD KIPLING
Ling kip Durd Yar
Ling walked into a China tent
To order up some chow,
But all he saw was gruel and stew
Not fit to feed a sow.
He said it clear, he said it true,
“This place is just a dump-“
Ling kip ('Ling kip Durd Yar' to you)
cried, "pork belly is rump!”
He had a pair of chop-sticks poised,
For pickled cabbage leaf,
But all they had to serve that day
Was bloody British beef.
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