Susan, that was really clever! Marianne Moore so, ha! Good one.
Here's another Spherian.
Cynical Ad sans-Love
If you want to kiss, hold hands or hug
get lost, I’m only in it for a hump.
Let’s ride, I’ll close my eyes in case you’re ugh.
Don’t worry if you’re not a Donald Trump,
as long as you’re not violent or diseased—
a dormant case of herpes is okay.
Married or engaged? You will be pleased
to know I won’t wreck home or wedding day.
Send photos of your penis--not your face.
You measure up, I’ll email time and place.
Cally-Conan Davies
I cheated and used an extra s in the anagram
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