Orwn - I'm so relieved! I'm delighted you have taken it in the spirit in which it was truly intended. I wasn't so much spoofing you as outing myself!
But although I can claim that first line, the last one is all your own. Remember this? (post #11)
http://www.ablemuse.com/erato/showthread.php?p=190583
I am sorry to have taken nearly nine months to fulfil your request! Please (one day) finish what Bosie has begun - this dandy has much to learn.