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See where the sainted Lucy stands,
A silver salver in her hands,
Inviting gawpers, who are straying
Nearer to see what she’s displaying.
Two poached eggs? That would be jolly.
Little pickled onions? Prolly.
Ugh! The poor fools!
Can the poor innocents not see?
You know they can’t (but nor can she).
Roll up, roll up! Confirm the rumour!
Under their glaze of vitreous humour
Lucy’s eyes are on display!
Excellent showmanship! Hooray!
Saint Lucy rules!