Nimbleby-pimbleby,
Jonathan Dimbleby,
Stiff competition for
David and Dick.
Which takes the biscuit as
Super-egregious,
PVC, BBC,
Talentless prick?
Humpy 'n pumpy 'n
Herman Van Rompoy 'n
Baroness Ashton, by
Golly by Gosh!
Nothing so pleases these
Big euro-cheeses as
Curbing our freedoms and
Spending our dosh.
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