The opposing view...
Thanks, Martin. Here's another attempt (and I like your revisions btw):
A whole world of opportunity has opened up, for the purchase of a run-down, totally dilapidated property sorely in need of complete restoration: ‘Planet Earth’.
Sadly, many of the original features have been removed. The dwelling has also had a number of sitting tenants over the course of several millennia who have perpetrated acts of both deliberate destruction and accidental damage, though we fully expect that the current occupants will very soon be the agents of their own annihilation. It should be noted that the removal of this encumbrance will, in itself, automatically cause a cessation of many of the problems; minimal investment, along with sympathetic renovation, is all that will therefore be required to return Planet Earth to its ‘Desirable Residence’ status of former times.
The market rarely sees such outstanding scope for an impressive transformation. We expect a great deal of interest; book your viewing now.
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