Thanks, Martin. I went for a job as an estate agent many moons ago, but I was required to work every weekend and have Wednesdays off, so I said 'No thanks.' Meanwhile, I've had a 3rd attempt with another different take on it.
For Sale:
Make: Planet
Model: Earth
One owner
Condition: Used
Age: 4.54 billion years
Taxed: Heavily
Insurance group: 50 (Highest)
MOT: Expired
History:
This make is very common, though only the one model of ‘Earth’ was created, hence its value to an enthusiast is infinite.
The owner always planned to keep it forever but He has now tired of it.
Several attempts have been made to procure ownership in the past, by megalomaniacs in search of world domination, but these have always failed.
Earth is in extremely good condition for its age and is still a good runner. The new owner must be prepared to devote a great deal of time and do a lot of maintenance in order to prevent major problems in the future.
It still has the capacity to give a world of pleasure to the right person. Why not book a test-drive and see for yourself?
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