Is this the kind of thing, do you reckon? You need to sing this one
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve smelly candles,
Eleven(?) clip-on earrings,
Ten awful jigsaws,
Nine New Look vouchers,
Eight Clacton tea towels,
Seven Smiley key-rings,
Six bras (the wrong size),
Five skim-py thongs,
Four scent-free soaps,
Three CDs,
(Two of which I’ve got) –
and I’m bus-y recycling the lot!