Twelve Days
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve dodgy euros,
Eleven bum directives,
Ten ropey windfarms,
Nine carbon credits,
Eight Spanish trawlers,
Seven rumpy-pumpies,
Six little hitlers,
Five MEPs,
Four dodgy stats,
Three fat cats,
Two technocrats,
And a cartload of subsidised Brie.
That is SATIRE. Actually I wouldn't mind the subsidised Brie.
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