Got it; thanks, Sam. It's too funny for words (and pretty much what I expected).
But you forgot to include 'The Potty Patch'! (My daughter has a new puppy - now I've found the perfect present for her. Heehee
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HOW have I managed to live this long without a Bacon Genie, I ask myself? And Bright Feet Lighted Slippers and an Ageless Sleep Pillow are also on my Christmas wish-list!