On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve cherry brandies
Eleven Margaritas
Ten dry martinis
Nine white wine spritzers
Eight cans of lager
Seven pints of Guinness
Six double whiskies
Five small ports
Four ginger wines
Three whisky sours
Two rum punch
And Rohypnol to make double sure. The bastard.
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