On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My (Occupying) True Love Sent to Me:
(forgive the unabashed Amer-o-centricism)
Twelve "I Was Stomped in the Face at Davis" DVD's
Eleven Goose-Step Dolls with Voo Doo Pins
Ten Grey Pony-Tailed Protest Provocateurs
Nine U of Cal in your Face Flunkies
Eight Crates of Anti-Mace Mesh
Seven Taped Trotskyite Soliloquies
Six Sound Tracks of Mauled and Moaning Humanity
Five Fibs Favored by The Fissiporous Free Press
Four Puling Poli Sci Majors from Pismo Beach
Three Thrashed and Throttled but Loquacious Victims
Two Titanium Tweezers for Tweeking Cops' Nose Hairs
One Pin the Ears on the Obama-'What Me Worry?' Ass
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