Well, I have this, have had it for some time.
Down and Out
The organist was pissed.
His music was sadly missed.
When he fell off his chair
With his legs in the air
They thought he was round the twist.
The congregation hissed
Could he be a somnambulist?
But he started to snore
Face down on the floor,
And they rapidly got the gist.
No prohibitionist,
That instrumentalist,
Was stoned and sunk.
He was drunk as a skunk.
He was totally Brahms and Lizst.
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