[Orwn Acra]

They tuck you in, your mum and dad
Whenever evil is abuzz,
The bestest ones you've ever had
Who give you kisses just because.

They are the sempiternal wheel
That moves against all crooks and cronies.
They give you cake for every meal
And buy you cottages and ponies.

You know that they had parents too
With children to make better, a
Chain of parents who had parents who
Had parents too, etcetera.