Am I alone in thinking
That bananas are illusions,
That kumquats are fictitious
And that kiwis are delusions?
There's no such thing as tangerines?
The biggest hoax is melons?
That pears are just the latest fraud
Of lying grocer felons?
I grant you apples do exist,
Thank goodness, and are valid,
But sadly apples by themselves
Produce a dull fruit salad.
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