Wot, no other Spherical entrants, leaving a clear field for the polyvalent and ubiquitous maestro Mr. W?
Dave, he was a Cameron,
He joined a club when he was young,
And then the game he liked to play
Was, ‘Smash the place up for we can pay’;
Smash the place up like a proper toff,
And cash will always get us off.
Dave with a speech made such a noise,
That he pleased Tory girls and boys,
And some still cheer to hear him say,
‘Smash the place up, and Clegg will pay'.
And a Happy New Austere Year to everyone.
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