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Originally Posted by John Whitworth View Post
Are there any other entries in the uncyclopedia?
John,

It's pretty accurate, and fairly comprehensive. You will especially enjoy this entry: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetry

Which begins with this famous quote from Don Juan himself: “Poetry is like the glittering pink ocean. It sounds beautiful and delectable, but you really have no idea what is going on. I mean, glittering pink ocean? WTF?" ~ Lord Byron on poetry


And the article contains this definition: "Poetry is the art of writing incoherent phrases to suggest mystery and generally confuse people. It does this through diction, caesura, figurative language, and large amounts of illegal drugs ... Poetry is often written with the intention of attracting girls. ... Anything written about poetry is purely speculative since nobody ever reads it."

Thanks,

Bill
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