[FOsen]

Edwin Drood and Miss Rosa were pledged
To be married, until Edwin hedged
And then disappeared.
It was murder, she feared.
At least that was what they alleged.

Ned’s sinister, fierce uncle Jasper
Longed for Rosa and wanted to clasp her.
So he may have offed Ned
And it may be he said
That, while smoking an opium gasper.

Some think Ned was stashed in the baptistery
But the answer's been cancelled from history,
For before he could write it,
Charles Dickens had died, it
Is why the damned thing’s such a mystery.

Frank