All this reminds of the French fellow from Louisiana on his first visit to Paris, whom, after having seen the Louvre and gone up the Eiffel Tower, asked a tour guide what he would recommend besides these two. "Did you ever try a cabriolet?" The La. guy stared at him in disgust and said, "A cochon de lait, yes, but a cabri au lait, never...and that's how it's gonna stay", as he walked away mumbling, "Goat cooked in milk, humph!"
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