Nice limerick, John. I think Susan once told me throat specialists flourish in Holland and I can well believe it after hearing what they do to an unassuming little word like 'weg'. (Macerate it somewhere in the back of the mouth and then spit the bits out).
Whatever the merits of the winner, I thought Colin Wood's vegan offering was neatly hilarious and worthy of the web equivalent of being cut out and pasted in a scapbook. No doubt you need to scant or swallow a syllable to deal with 'testicular' in the last line, but that's one helpful feature of BE.
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