Hilarious, Bill, and congratulations to the winners. If it's any consolation, John, I haven't felt so slighted since my sex scene from Metamorphosis. I'm just going to post the one for which I had high hopes, and go back to being my reasonably stoic self:
Ratatat-tatatat,
Leo DiCaprio
Played Edgar Hoover but
Didn’t impress.
J. Edgar’s men have sworn,
Uncategorically,
Hoover would not have worn
Pearls with that dress.
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-- Frank
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