Bill wins money. Chris O'Carroll nearly does. This competition is not really fair to our International friends though I notice ONE Aussie nearly cracked it. This one here ought to give everybody a chance. Unfortunately for me I find te Olympic Games so terminally boring, a kind of super school sports day, that I don't know whether inspiration will strike.
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