An Exasperated Constable
I don't know why we hired that gormless kid.
You won't believe the stupid thing he did:
He tried to cross the river with the horse
and cart; he got about halfway, of course,
then stood there doing sod all, while I watched,
until I shouted, "Hey, Wayne, - Christ, you've botched
that job." "I know," he said. "The wheels are stuck."
I raised my eyes to heaven. What The...??
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