Great stuff, John and Jerome
Ode 'ere: The Olympic Games
Why did we even
bid to host this thing?
I'm dreading all the horrors it'll bring,
the worst of which will be the endless news
of who's won what. I do not care; my views
on any kind of sport are just the same
as all "celebrities" that you could name.
The country will be swamped on every side
by those pretending they've got national pride,
while litter, crime and road rage will prevail.
It's clear to me the Games can't fail to fail!
I shan't attempt to travel south by train
until normality's restored again.
But if they're giving medals out for old
curmudgeons I'll be up there - winning
GOLD.