You have me worried, Bazza. I should hate to have anything to do with Rickie Gervais who is terminally unfunny. How about this as a rewrite? Perhaps it still won't do. I got the idea from a rant on the Speccie blogs. What is it about paedophiles that gets people frothing? After all, you can hardly have attended a school without coming across one or two.
Two Part Return
The TERRORISTIC PAEDOPHILES
With wicked hearts and crooked smiles
Have travelled here for miles and miles
From rat-holes far and near.
From prison cells and funny farms,
They come to work their vicious charms,
And do immeasurable harms
To all that we hold dear.
The PAEDOPHILIC TERRORISTS,
Are stomping from the looming mists,
Black-hearted Satan's lobbyists,
The evil of the earth.
We must return this BROOD OF SIN
(We never should have let them in),
Returning to our kith and kin
The country of their birth.
(falls frothing in righteous indignation)
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