I have to admit the splendid winners here put my own offering to shame. Bazza and Chris were there doing their bit, doing their bits.
Could this one be a poem? Could Party Leaders speak in verse. Boris or Obama might.
No. 2745: Beatlemania
You are invited to submit an extract (of up to 150 words) from a leader’s speech to a party conference, incorporating the titles of as many Beatles songs as possible. Please email entries, wherever possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 25 April.