[Marion Shore]

More than ever, we need to represent our constituents – the average Joes, who, after a hard day's night, don't need the taxman fleecing them to help the special interests crying "give me money (that's what I want)!"

We need to highlight my opponent's inexperience. How can he, a virtual little child in the political arena, match my understanding of the elderly, when I'm sixty-four?

Regarding rumors linking me to a certain public employee the press calls "lovely Rita, meter maid” -- I assure you I never had sex with that woman– as testified to by my wife, who stands beside me now--for which, dear Prudence, I say "thank you girl!”

And to my supporters who’ve accompanied me on the long and winding road to victory--we must come together to defeat the liberals fomenting revolution, and get back to the values and beliefs of yesterday.