She dwelt among the untrodden ways, beside the springs of Dove,
Accosting any gent who pays: "Fancy a quickie, Guv?"
(Iknow, I know, here and in the previous thingy I've squashed two of the original lines into one - so go ahead, disqualify me!)
Wow! I've just seen the prizes that the Washington Post are offering. They remind me of the old joke - "First prize: one week at Butlin's. Second prize: two weeks at Butlin's."
Last edited by Brian Allgar; 05-04-2012 at 11:36 AM.
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