Since this thread has popped up again, I'll add a few more. Epigone/my better half gets credit for coming up with Siri as a rhyme for weary. And his fondness for Wagner inspired the second one.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
"There are six exterminators near you that list birds," said Siri.
Had we but world enough, and time,
I'm sure I'd find The Ring sublime.
I think that I shall never see
A grown-up who can start the Wii.
Looking forward to a 'Sphere domination of the results! Lots of great ones here.
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