No matter what you say you see
on Buyer's Choice, the TV show,
I'd rather have an iPad 3.
We'll just agree to disagree.
You'll be one angry bird––I know––
no matter what. You say you see
no point in contradicting me,
so let's try softening the blow:
I'd rather have an iPad 3,
but I met someone––this is key––
who's going to give it to me. Whoa,
no matter what, you say? You see,
the way to get full warranty
is signing on the line below
"I'd rather have an iPad 3."
The fine print says I'll get it free
unless you stay. I'll let you go
no matter what you say. You see,
I'd rather have an iPad 3.
Pedro.
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