The sin of lust's the best:
although it may be moot,
what good are all the rest
without forbidden fruit?
Avarice is boring:
it's no fun hoarding treasure.
Sloth will keep you snoring;
wrath spikes up your blood pressure.
Envy turns you green,
gluttony gets you fat.
Pride makes you primp and preen
and nobody likes that!
Of all the deadly seven,
it's lust that rings the bell!
If there's no lust in heaven,
Well then, just give me hell!
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