I say the Romans got it right
back in the days of yore:
they ate and ate until they barfed
and then came back for more.
Like them I worship gluttony;
I eat both fat and lean;
I live for breakfast, dinner, lunch,
and all snacks in between.
My gluttony's on a cosmic scale,
it passes understanding,
because just like the universe
I'm constantly expanding.
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