But, Lance, even scruffy Colonials can access the Internet. We can check out Ascot's own website. And we can look up any number of Ladies Day articles that feature mind-boggling arrays of hat photos. Really, these gals make Princess Beatrice at William and Kate's wedding look like a bashful schoolgirl in a sedate beret. If sweetly divine angels look like this, my guess is that St. Peter is handing out tabs of acid at the Pearly Gates.
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