[Roger Slater]

My ten:

1. A bird in the hand may poo in your palm.
2. A watched pot will eventually boil.
3. He who laughs last was the slowest to get the joke.
4. Time flies. You'll find they're very fast.
5. When in Rome, be sure to try some Italian food.
6. Home is where you live.
7. It is better to have loved and won.
8. Those who ignore history will never know if they repeat it.
9. There's no point sitting on the toilet if you won't pull down your pants.
10. People who live in glass houses shouldn't.